If what was in your tummy was an alien,
as in, from the movie–with John Hurt, I believe–
what would be the soundtrack as it exploded
your ribcage? I’m thinking Jay-Z with some heavy
dubstep shit in the background. It would be
a mediocre verse because, let’s face it, foreign
body chest expulsion is top among bitchin’ deaths,
and we can’t have it be too perfect for you.