Chewy cranberry candies
to promote urinary
tract health; kids these days.
Oh, babe, take your fish oil pills,
and your Vitamin C supplements,
and a banana a day for the potassium.
Apples will hit you where it’s beneficial,
they say, the doctors. Yes, it keeps them away.
I’m alive, and I’m proof.
See how I smile throughout
the day? No depression, no goof.