Misandrist limericks!

Joan

there once was a sweet girl named Joan,
whom all the boys wanted to bone
but she had a sharp blade
from mens’ bones it was made,
their skin and teeth were used for her throne.

Jane

here on earth we have frats full of pricks
who think themselves special due to their dicks
till magic Jane came from space
and put them all in their place
by cutting penises off with quick nicks

Michaela

Michaela was sharp as a dart,
she could make hearts stop and start
and though the boys would all swoon
on a bright, clear, and full moon
she’d become a werewolf and rip them apart

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