I saw a baby cockroach and it was adorable
That’s just a laugh, ain’t it? A bug being cute.
Do the blood work, okay. You’ll see the oddities
in my DNA. Do some brain scans, maybe that’ll
show why I don’t mind the spiders, the rats, the newts.
I’ve got witch oils all up in me, I’d wager.
The tip is in how much crazier things have gotten
in the past month or two. Moths flock to me while
I sleep and a flame hovers above my head when
I get anxious. All of this has been left off my OkCupid
profile, so this info is a gift. Don’t look too hard into
my eyes; it’s then that the moods really start to shift.