TIME’S BANNED WORDS 2015: Gurl, git off ya soapbox

Response to TIME’s
Which Word Should Be Banned in 2015?

“feminist: You have nothing against feminism itself, but when did it become a thing that every celebrity had to state their position on whether this word applies to them, like some politician declaring a party? Let’s stick to the issues and quit throwing this label around like ticker tape at a Susan B. Anthony parade.”

Oh bae,

like, never have I ever heard such a basic argument for banning a word before. Swear to God, I legit spit kale chips all over my mac’s screen when I scanned over ur reason for banning the word ‘feminist.’ Feminism isn’t a political stance; it’s a gd human rights issue. Gurl, it’s obvi you don’t understand the basic problem womyn still have in this world: INEQUALITY!!! #holla, #droppinscience

Like, you are are totes outta the loop and ur coming off like, just, like a basic batch. (sorry not sorry, lol) but, like, yeah, not to come off as bossy or whatevs, but the thought that you might act as a influencer out there in the twitterverse makes me want to vom and ban u from the interwebs. Literally. Like. I can’t even.

“Oh, yeah, let’s stick to issues but not use the actual frickin word that literally defines the issues we’re talking about,” said no one ever. This is, like, amateur hour. Ur coming off mad ignorant here, boo.

Like, if I wasn’t planning on getting totes turnt this weekend, I’d be like, literally depressed about this TIME piece. Oh. Ha. Yeah, this shiit is getting published by TIME?? Dammmmm. SHIT IS ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF RESPECTED INTERNET PUBLICATIONS, amirite? lolololololol.

Anywayss, I gotta get my shit together for tonight. Party at da club, mutha fuckasss! #daydrinking
#picklebacks, #omnomnomnom, #yaaaasssss, #omg, #canyounombooze, #rotflmao

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