Okay, well… yes. I seem to have fallen behind on my daily poems, and I apologize for that. Seriously, like, really, I… the last thing I want to do is let you down, you know? And I fucking KNOW how badly you guys need your goddamn daily POEMS. So, here are two:
Would it make any of you feel better if I told you I invented a time machine and went back in time just to write May 28, 2012?
Because that’s what I did. No lie.
(Hahah, I’m totally lying, obvs, omg)
And then here is May 29, 2012.
There. Feel better.