Girls in New York, guys. If I can make some super sweeping generalizations real quick:
1. You guys are all so tall? What’s up with that?
2. All girls have long hair. Everywhere. Long hair. No pixie cuts?
3. Everyone likes older guys. NO EXCEPTIONS, clearly. I have to date a high school girl (chick) because I’m not in the 28-45 zone. Girls love guys in that zone. Especially so if the guys are overweight and have a beard, and crushed dreams.
4. Why do you date gay guys so frequently. You know they’re gay.
5. I can’t think of a real fifth thing. I’ll say this. There are way more dumb girls in New York than I thought there would be. So, that’s not coo l…