Sexual fantasies

I want to have sex with a girl, and while we’re fucking, say

“Guess who’s watching us.”

and she’ll say

“God?”

and I’ll say

“No. Santa. You’re weird.”

***

I want to have sex with a girl, and while we’re fucking, say

“Guess who’s watching us.”

and she’ll say

“God?”

and I’ll say

“Maybe. I’m Agnostic.”

***

I want to have sex with a girl, and after we’re done fucking,

make the sign of the cross. She’ll get offended, I’ll ask why and she’ll say

“I’m Primitive Baptist.”

“Oh”

 

 

 

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